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Jeff Green: “It’s not how attractive, not how sexy, not how beautiful your partner is, it’s whether they make you laugh.”
Well, I guess I’m fucked.
contemplating life.
meanwhile in australia
Just chillin in the fuck out.
“My life is pointless. I’m wasting my days away. I sleep 18 hours a day and spend the rest of my time mating and eati— WAIT A SECOND, WHAT AM I SAYING!? MY LIFE IS AWESOME.”
(Source: asktaylors, via lookitsbenedicttumblrbatch)
I wonder if any of Matt Smith’s friends have Tumblr accounts. I wonder if they’ve seen the GIFs. I wonder if they’ve called Matt up and gone, “Hey Matt, the entire blogosphere has just seen your penis.” I wonder if he’s googled it. I wonder if he’s face palmed.
We have?! How did I miss that??
I’m not sure at all! Haha. It’s been all over my dashboard. Someone with very keen eyes spotted two frames in a doctor Who episode.
http://dirtydoctorwho.tumblr.com/post/2972213795/matt-smiths-penis
I wonder if any of Matt Smith’s friends have Tumblr accounts. I wonder if they’ve seen the GIFs. I wonder if they’ve called Matt up and gone, “Hey Matt, the entire blogosphere has just seen your penis.” I wonder if he’s googled it. I wonder if he’s face palmed.
2x22 | 3x22
me in NY for the first time. gonna look just like this.
I don’t even like Glee that much but yup, my face when I go.
Pah, only in New York? That’s my face every couple of days, when I actually leave my house and remember there’s an outside world.
(Source: garoldman)
(Source: gifsetcollection, via themodernmarch)
Other people: Oh yeah, I would take him to my bedroom right now and rip his shirt off with my teeth.
Me: Oh yeah, I would take him to my living room and cuddle the fuck out of him while watching Gilmore Girls and eating cake.
My dogs and I: An analysis.
I stroll through the house naked, trying to find clean underwear, THEY STARE.
I cry at the end of The Wedding Planner, THEY STARE.
I eat an entire chocolate cake in thirty minutes, THEY STARE.
I fall off a chair and lay on the ground in the foetal position crying, THEY STARE.
I watch Masterchef and actually enjoy it, THEY STARE.
THEY’RE ALWAYS JUDGING ME. ALWAYS.
(Source: leviosawormwood, via athousandladyboners)
home.
No matter how much I pay out Adelaide and how much of a ‘small town’ it is, it’ll always be home
(Source: my-weird-and-wonderful-world, via theartof-nomii)
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When I start to get upset over a bad grade I just say, “It’s okay, I don’t need a university degree to be the Doctor’s next companion,” and then I feel A-OK.